A few enviro-quips from the late night joke mill:
Leno 10/12: "According to the latest polls, New Hampshire voters are warming unexpectedly to Hillary Clinton. This could be the best proof we have of global warming: Hillary thawing."
Leno 10/9: "According to Forbes magazine, the richest woman in China is a 26-year-old woman. Know what she does? She sells lead paint."
Letterman 10/11: "Great news for New York City and mankind generally: Mayor Bloomberg is planting a million trees in New York City. It’s all part of the city’s plan to revitalize the city’s logging industry."
Letterman 10/1: "A company that makes ground beef in New Jersey is recalling 300,000 pounds of ground beef. Here’s what they’re going to do: They’re going to mix it with lead paint and turn it into Chinese food."
Letterman 10/2: "President Bush says he’s finally going to take action now on global warming. He became very alarmed when another chunk of ice broke off his mother."